If you want to commission a sketch to call your own, check out her Livejournal page or IM her (Jun Kuroda) in-world. They’re awesome, not at all expensive, and you’ll be helping out a really cool artist! ^_^
Squidograms are back! A fresh stock of trained courier squids has just come in from off the coast of beautiful Ireland, and are ready for sale!
Looking for all the bubbly details about the new, soon-to-be released Cuddlefish Junction Bubble Ride? I can’t blame ya, so am I!
Luckily, there are bloggy posts for just such an occasion! Here’s a bubbly teaser to pique your bubbly interest:
Just give the bubble-maker horn a little squeeze, and out comes a giant soap bubble — hop on, and you’re swooped up by the wind, floating through the air and drifting over the world.
And don’t forget to drop by Cuddlefish Junction this Saturday, March 15 at 3PM or 9PM SLT for the bubble launch parties!
Woooo, bubble party, March 15 at 3PM and 9PM SLT!
Wowzers, Squidograms are selling like hotcakes! I guess people must like the slimy personal touch that comes with expressing your love via cephalopod courier! And really, who can blame them for that?
Anyway, in response to the fantastic demand for squiddy action (see, I knew I wasn’t the only one!), and to save you guys from Repetitive Stress Injury in your mouse-clicking finger, I’ve set out Squidogram Multipacks! Now you can buy 5 or 10 Squidograms in one shot!
But remember, these loverly Kissing Squidograms are only available through today! (Actually until whenever I wake up tomorrow morning/afternoon.)
So tell that special someone how much they excite your neural fibers and make your chromatophores quiver and dilate with glee!
Just a reminder for those hoping to send some squiddy action to their loved ones: I’ll be taking the special Valentine’s Day edition Kissing Squidogram off the shelves on Feb 15! You’ve only got a few days left to express your romantical feelings via kissing cephalopod, so you’d better drop by Cuddlefish Junction soon!
Flowers? Boring. Jewelry? Too much bling. Chocolate? Yummy, but cliché.
This Valentine’s Day, give your special someone a gift they’ll never be able to forget!
The Cuddlefish Junction Kissing Squidogram is a little bit like a
candygram… except instead of a box of candy, the recipient gets a squid attached to their face! The Kissing Squidogram comes with a trained (and rather amorous) squid in a lovely decorative bucket; the squid will pop out, deliver a personalized message to your sweetie, then give them a big kiss on the lips!
And you know nothing says
I love you and I can’t keep my tentacles off youquite like a kissing squid!
Each Squidogram is just L$50, but you’d better hurry — after February 14, this special edition Kissing Squidogram with V-Day colors is being taken off the shelves and shipped to my secret underwater lair to join my Cephalopod World Domination Force.
…Oops, did I type that out loud?
‘Twas Cephalopodmas Eve, and all though the dark hall,
No creature dared stir, or even move much at all.
The children were in their beds, sleeping all through the night,
While their much wiser parents could but shiver with fright.
Only Cuddlefish and I were awake at that hour,
With no sanity left for the dark beast to devour.
We hung tori on the tree, having nothing to fear,
Just hoping that Cthulhu would come visit this year.
Then we knew our unholiday cheer was not lacking,
When from up on the roof came a shrill muffled clacking!
We could sense his arrival then, quite unresisted;
Our minds filled with his scent, evil, bitter and twisted;
Our first sight was a tentacle, dark, writhing and curled;
A terrifying tendril that could grasp all the world.
My gaze leapt from that limb to his visage, slick and foul,
When from his horrible mouth came a mind-piercing howl!
I stood there quite resolutely and showed him no dread,
While his invisible mind-tendrils groped at my head;
Of the things that came next, I have but little to speak;
I quite nearly burst open with an ecstatic shriek.
And just as I fainted with a soft whimper and sigh,
I heard him exclaim with a gurgled alien cry:
Ia! Ia! Ia! Mlq’weh Cephalopodmas gwgr fa,
Ng mlq’weh utr’fn wo thir cthan wo tala!
Cephalopodmas gwgr fa, everybody!
Did you know there’s a Cuddlefish Junction group in Second Life? No? Well now you do! It’s free to join, and you’ll get a cute Lil’ Cuddlefish group tag to wear! Plus, I’ll send out group notices for new products and special group-only freebies to share the love with you!
In fact, I’ve just set out the first group-only freebie at Cuddlefish Junction: an Inky Shirt! It features an ink drawing of the ever-adorable Cuddlefish on the front, and the back reads:
Because we’ve all got an inky little tentacle inside us at times.
You can get it now, so come on by!