Flowers? Boring. Jewelry? Too much bling. Chocolate? Yummy, but cliché.
This Valentine’s Day, give your special someone a gift they’ll never be able to forget!
The Cuddlefish Junction Kissing Squidogram is a little bit like a
candygram… except instead of a box of candy, the recipient gets a squid attached to their face! The Kissing Squidogram comes with a trained (and rather amorous) squid in a lovely decorative bucket; the squid will pop out, deliver a personalized message to your sweetie, then give them a big kiss on the lips!
And you know nothing says
I love you and I can’t keep my tentacles off you quite like a kissing squid!
Each Squidogram is just L$50, but you’d better hurry — after February 14, this special edition Kissing Squidogram with V-Day colors is being taken off the shelves and shipped to my secret underwater lair to join my Cephalopod World Domination Force.
…Oops, did I type that out loud?